Archibald, What Took You So Long?

The rumours are true. After years of hinting from yours truly, official Godiva toy boy Archibald finally popped the question. We haven't set a date yet. And, Archibald did not even offer an engagement ring. He tells me he's waiting to invest his baseball pool prize in the ring. Not very romantic, Archibald. Never mind. Official Godiva gal pal Elizabeth tells me it takes years to train a husband properly. And, at this point, Archibald has only graduated to fiance status.